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Demotivation Demotivational Poster


Demotivation -




A WILD SNORLAX APPEARS! - It uses Bodyslam. Its super effective! You Balck Out.




DEMOTIVATION - supreme example


TAGS: penis short dick demotivational pee toilet
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - May 4, 2010, 6:01 pm
welcome to the club ;)
Sleeves - May 4, 2010, 5:07 pm
you have captured my life in poster form 5l


ENTITLEMENT - An epidemic sweeping across the nation


TAGS: usa america liberal democrat obama lazy funny demotivational
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by WTFO

TED - March 19, 2010, 4:00 pm
We worked so hard to give them everthing, NOW they think it's a RIGHT!? Think it was expensive before? Wait until it FREE!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 19, 2009, 1:31 pm
So comrades, come rally And the last fight let us face The Internationale unites the human race. So comrades, come rally And the last fight let us face The Internationale unites the human race.
LogicDude - January 18, 2009, 7:49 pm
Trample a little more to the left, I've got a real kink on that side.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 18, 2009, 10:05 am
I, for one, look forward to my infinite government handout so I can trample all over the backs of American workers like me.
HtD - January 18, 2009, 4:05 am
WTFO = Sore Loser.
WTFO - January 17, 2009, 11:41 pm
That's okay. The new socialist programs Obama is promising will take care of them.
LogicDude - January 17, 2009, 11:29 pm
Too true. The "American Dream" is becoming the "American Expectation"...and everyone doesn't seem to expect to have to work for it anymore!


LIFE -


TAGS: tragedy comedy life demotivational poster
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

mizzdizz - January 18, 2016, 8:06 pm
IgV! WOW! What can I say, but really glad you're making posters again! 5L!
Reality Lord - January 18, 2016, 7:34 pm

and these are what 5L posters are supposed to look like. you're outdoing yourself lg. stunning.


ERROR SYSTEM SHUTDOWN -


TAGS: error nerd geek system shutdown funny demotivational poster computer game
Rating: 4.02/5

More motifakes by Solgard

CaloNord - September 27, 2009, 1:19 pm
Hilarious XD
agdaniele - September 24, 2009, 8:09 pm
This one is priceless.
omnia - September 24, 2009, 9:56 am
is she kissing a boy or a girl? i can't tell the diffrence


FREEDOM OF CHOICE - IT'S JUST AN ILLUSION -


TAGS: demotivational
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by culos

nicholsjoshua15 - March 21, 2013, 11:37 pm
That's why I have on voted twice. It's all an illusion.
forseti - May 10, 2010, 8:54 am
that would be the first time i'd understand if someone becomes a non-voter. 5 Steaks


MOOSE STUFF -




DOUCHEBAG - An undesirable individual who embraces MTV culture to the point of extremes.


TAGS: demotivational douchebag douche
Rating: 2.63/5

More motifakes by Nero

Lloyd - December 13, 2008, 12:30 am
Why are they making butterflies with their hands?
pervo - December 5, 2008, 4:16 am
Why aren't those faces orange? I think they're just would-be douchebags.
Overlord Douchebag - October 21, 2008, 8:53 pm
I do not in any way endorse those rejects.
honesty - October 21, 2008, 8:19 pm
wow that really is alot of douchebags..


LIVE FAST DIE YOUNG - Life in the fast lane can be the kiss of death. Be careful what you wish for.




YOU BASTARD! - You ate all the Lucky Charms, didn't you?!




TIME - THERE NEVER SEEMS TO BE ENOUGH...




CYNICS - People who smell the sweet scent of flowers and look for the coffin.


TAGS: humor funny demotivational
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by WTFO

Sean - November 25, 2009, 11:52 am
A worthy 5.
WTFO - November 25, 2009, 12:38 am
A quick count shows over 60 non-political funnies. Also, some of the political stuff is funny, if you're not too sensitive about your team. Bone, click my name and scroll. They make me laugh, but no guarantees you will.
BoneCD - November 25, 2009, 12:35 am
WTF WTFO and you're not sharing
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 25, 2009, 12:35 am
sweet potato.
WTFO - November 25, 2009, 12:33 am
BTW, I have quite a bit of non-political stuff.
WTFO - November 25, 2009, 12:31 am
Like most people on this site, I do what I enjoy. Just because some political satire doesn't appeal to you doesn't mean it isn't funny or demotivational to me.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 25, 2009, 12:26 am
So much better than your political stuff. Why can't you do this kinda thing all the time?
WTFO - November 25, 2009, 12:24 am
Much obliged.
BoneCD - November 24, 2009, 11:34 pm
Ditto here
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 24, 2009, 11:32 pm
I like it. 5.
Derek - November 24, 2009, 11:12 pm
Pretty good. Mind you, when one is at a funeral, focussing on the flowers would be the act of a denialist or a child.


MEN ARE NOT PIGS! - Pigs are gentle, intelligent and sensitive animals.


TAGS: men pigs funny demotivational
Rating: 4.39/5

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JoannaBanana78 - March 23, 2012, 10:49 pm
Thank you!!! :)
ughomer - March 23, 2012, 5:52 pm
Gud one, JB78. Reminds me Maxwell on GEICO ads. Weeeeeee.


404 ERROR -


TAGS: life time demotivation pc windows
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by giulio

Little Johnny - February 8, 2009, 6:21 pm
This says it all.


REALISATION - The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese




COSPLAY AMPUTEE -




ICP FAN -




OH SHIT - TENNIS BALL!




OSAMA BIN LADEN SEAL TEAM 6 -




PRACTICE -


TAGS: ak guitar demotivation practice
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by Arrogant Knight

TheTrashHeap - August 10, 2010, 12:07 pm
Ak was the epitome of a quality over quantity Motifaker.
The Goat - September 29, 2009, 3:00 am
Agreed - which is why I gave it 5 lions. My piano teacher was in the same position alas...of course that was 30 years ago so it would be worse if she's still alive and well!
CANADA - September 18, 2009, 5:32 pm
the most demotivating one i have seen
iamjet - September 18, 2009, 3:41 pm
G chords don't aggravate my arthritis. Now a barre chord, that shit hurts.
Arrogant Knight - April 20, 2009, 4:02 am
See now I've gone and demotivated myself.
Arrogant Knight - April 20, 2009, 3:43 am
I wish it won't happen to me... But I know it will one day.
Arrogant Knight - April 19, 2009, 2:59 pm
No prizes for guessing what inspired this one. :)


'HARD WORK IS ITS OWN REWARD' - Said The Photographer.


TAGS: demotivation work
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by 5butjam

deathorfire1 - January 26, 2012, 9:05 am
they saw the photographer again.


LONELINESS - If you feel lonely, look in the mirror. You're probably a freak.


TAGS: lonely loneliness demotivational
Rating: 2.85/5

More motifakes by Nero

Nobody - October 6, 2008, 7:45 pm
Hah, awesome. Demotivation at it's classiest. Well done.
Sean - July 31, 2008, 5:12 pm
This one great. Excellent picture and perfect delivery.


HIGH COST OF EDUCATION -


TAGS: college demotivational
Rating: 4.78/5

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R.S.Jake - June 22, 2011, 3:37 pm
House, That is the most awesome use of a Law Degree I have ever heard of! Huzah!
house - June 15, 2011, 7:15 pm
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back
Derek - June 15, 2011, 6:04 pm
The epitome of demotivation for much of the World.
Airman - June 15, 2011, 1:25 pm
no The1st.. there is nothing funny in this one. My youngest son is living this right now. Nice to have him back home, but...
krazirefa - June 15, 2011, 10:07 am
it is true..i was student here in Malaysia(east asia)8months ago, i finished my degree in engineering and now doing translator in some stupid hotel..same thing happing all the way here.
Discoman - June 15, 2011, 1:48 am
so true...
the1stCOMMI3 - June 14, 2011, 7:16 pm
I do not want to read such a huge wall of text, so I a5sume this poster is very funny.
house - June 14, 2011, 7:11 pm
5L's airman - easy to see why your the king
spacedog - June 14, 2011, 7:02 pm
5 very demotivated lions.
MPsniper - June 14, 2011, 6:00 pm
Frakin' BRILLIANT.


HYPOCRISY - Invisible friend = Crazy Invisible friend named God = Sane (?)


TAGS: demotivation hypocrisy prayer god
Rating: 2.18/5

More motifakes by Nero

Da5id - July 18, 2009, 12:21 pm
I don't think he should move on... it's funny... funny little people, lol.
colt45103 - March 5, 2009, 9:29 am
Ok, we get it a number of vocal individuals on this site hate the concept of religion and God... Message received, now can we just move on?


CRYSTAL METH - he's lovin' it.




STUDYING - A guided path through the depths of human knowledge From which you can only emerge stupider


TAGS: demotivation studying
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by 5butjam

MercAlert - April 7, 2012, 1:52 am
Poker Face's brother?
GaryO - April 6, 2012, 10:10 pm
Just something short for fivebutjam, or a really cool freestyle mantra….no derogatory slant intended. Guess I should google my homemade nics first
Hawamleh - April 6, 2012, 10:01 pm
Isn't beej a pornsite.. or is that beeg...
5butjam - April 6, 2012, 9:43 pm
When I first started learning, there was nothing I didn't know. I'm now coming to the end of my thirteenth year and I know next to nothing. I dread to think what the final 8 years hold...
GaryO - April 6, 2012, 9:36 pm
Nice one beej. Quite fitting for a brainiac. 5 bootys jammin’


DEMOTIVATION - God ignores your pain. You are utterly alone. You. Will. Die.


TAGS: demotivation depression
Rating: 2.85/5

More motifakes by Nero

Culos - November 12, 2008, 11:09 am
I have to agree it is the ultimate demotivate poster, that does not necessarily make it the best motifake though
RnR - November 12, 2008, 11:05 am
More than 3 months down the line, it is STILL one of the best
Merlin - September 13, 2008, 5:03 pm
And then in the forest, without any sound, a nuclear bomb, hit the ground. It'll kill us all, When the bombs fall. But just remember, Never gonna give you up! Never gonna let you down!
Arpaleggia - September 10, 2008, 3:12 pm
This poster = True
pro - September 5, 2008, 6:22 pm
RnR, ge werkt daar op het sentiment!
RnR - September 5, 2008, 7:41 am
i still think this one should be rated a LOT higher :)
RnR - September 5, 2008, 7:36 am
J’veux de l’amour, j’veux de l’amour Waar ik ga, waar ik sta Voor ik sterf, voor ik verga, j’veux de l’amour
RnR - August 28, 2008, 7:48 am
in a land far, far away, there once was a little princess...
RnR - August 7, 2008, 4:59 pm
where's my sammich, bitch?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 5, 2008, 6:41 pm
The Mentors. These are the infamous lyrics quoted at the PMRC hearings in the mid eighties.
Captain Douchebag - August 5, 2008, 6:12 pm
Slayer? Lamb of God? Some other band?
Sean - August 5, 2008, 6:01 pm
The Bee Gees?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 5, 2008, 5:50 pm
Listen, you little slut, do as you are told, come with daddy for me to pour the gold. Golden showers. All through my excrement you shall roam. Bend up and smell my anal vapor. Your face is my toilet paper. On your face I leave a shit tower. Golden showers
RnR - August 5, 2008, 1:45 pm
My boy Lollipop, you made my heart go giddy up. You are as sweet as candy, you're my sugar dandy. Ha, ho my boy Lollipop, Never ever leave me, Because it would grieve me, My heart told me so, I love ya, I love ya, I love ya so, That I want y
RnR - August 5, 2008, 9:27 am
Je veux qu'on rie Je veux qu'on danse Je veux qu'on s'amuse comme des fous Je veux qu'on rie Je veux qu'on danse Quand c'est qu'on me mettra dans le trou
Mike Hunt - August 5, 2008, 8:48 am
Here is a little song I wrote You might want to sing it note for note Don't worry be happy In every life we have some trouble When you worry you make it double Don't worry, be happy......
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 5, 2008, 8:46 am
You spin me right round, baby, right round, like a record, baby, round round round round!
RnR - August 5, 2008, 7:33 am
There she was... not just a-walkin' down the street, not singin' "Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do" (still best poster to comment on)
RnR - August 5, 2008, 5:14 am
Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way; Oh! what fun it is to ride In a one-horse open sleigh
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 5, 2008, 3:01 am
You are the Dancing Queen, young and sweet, only seventeen, Dancing Queen, feel the beat from the tambourine, You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life, See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the Dancing Queen
RnR - August 2, 2008, 4:18 am
Weve got to hold on to what weve got cause it doesnt make a difference If we make it or not Weve got each other and thats a lot For love - well give it a shot Whooah, were half way there Livin on a prayer Take my hand and well make it - I swea
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 1, 2008, 5:50 pm
e I've got Pac-Man fever; Pac-Man fever. It's driving me crazy. Driving me crazy
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 1, 2008, 5:49 pm
I got a pocket full of quarters, and I'm headed to the arcade. I don't have a lot of money, but I'm bringing ev'rything I made. I've got a callus on my finger, and my shoulder's hurting too. I'm gonna eat them all up, just as soon as they turn blue. 'Caus
RnR - August 1, 2008, 4:43 pm
What's-a matter you - Hey! Gotta no respect What-a you t'ink you do? Why you look-a so sad It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place Ah, shaddap-a you face
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 1, 2008, 4:04 pm
Happy talk, keep talkin' happy talk, Talk about things you'd like to do. You got to have a dream, If you don't have a dream, How you gonna have a dream come true? (best demotivational poster ever, most fun to comment on)
Lou - August 1, 2008, 3:43 pm
I see trees of green........ red roses too I see em bloom..... for me and for you And I think to myself.... what a wonderful world
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 1, 2008, 2:07 pm
-onderful feeling, wonderful day!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 1, 2008, 2:06 pm
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay,My, oh my, what a wonderful day,Plenty of sunshine headin' my way,Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay,Mister Bluebird's on my shoulder, It's the truth, it's actual, Ev'rything is satisfactual, Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay, W
RnR - August 1, 2008, 11:17 am
...and the only uplifting words you'll ever hear are "move it bitch, no loitering or begging in the subway"
Roamer - July 31, 2008, 3:50 pm
*Claps Hands*
Charles - July 31, 2008, 3:45 pm
MWLF, you are not right. LOL
RnR - July 31, 2008, 11:36 am
if you're happy and you know, clap your hands...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 31, 2008, 10:26 am
- my beautiful balloon! Great poster!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 31, 2008, 10:25 am
Would you like to ride in my beautiful balloon? We could float among the stars together, you and I, For we can fly we can fly, Up, up and away, My beautiful, my beautiful balloon, The world's a nicer place in my beautiful balloon, It wears a nicer face in
RnR - July 31, 2008, 7:39 am
The only person who will seem to care will just rape and abuse you. You will SLOWLY die.. utterly miserably, alone and abandoned
RnR - July 31, 2008, 7:37 am
you will die... and so will anybody you know or have known. Including your family, your pet fish, you unborn child and your internet connection... And nobody will care.. ever
Lonely Bonely - July 31, 2008, 1:55 am
Hooray!


GOOD, GOOD - LET THE CONFUSION FLOW THROUGH YOU


TAGS: demotivational posters funny faces confusion
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by hatethehaters

zoomer296 - February 27, 2013, 11:29 pm
Looks like something out of MIB or Star Wars.
hatethehaters - February 16, 2013, 12:07 pm
LOL!
EmilioDumphque - February 16, 2013, 11:27 am
" Once the shield is down, our cruisers will create a perimeter, while our fighters fly into the superstructure and attempt to knock out the main reactor."


OPTIMISM - The constant belief that life will suddenly become fair just for you.


TAGS: optimism pessimism demotivational
Rating: 1.84/5

More motifakes by Nero

mallen - April 10, 2009, 5:51 am
Re-SailorDh: That's a knee.
DW - February 23, 2009, 9:03 pm
I think this is most likely a "Die-In". Events where people gather and pretend to be dead for an amount of time to draw attention to a cause. At least I hope this is one
SailorDh - September 5, 2008, 10:10 pm
Looks like someone in the pile is a necropheliac.. he got wood.
shtoink - July 30, 2008, 12:55 am
they look cold
Bulgy McPackage - July 29, 2008, 1:16 pm
What the hell happened here? Is this a pile of sleeping hippies? Were they all gunned down by the secret world government? Did the guest speaker get extremely boring?


DETERMINATION - One of Life's greatest lessons: Determination will not compensate For a fraying rope


TAGS: determination demotivational
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by 5butjam

M0rd3kaI - June 3, 2012, 3:45 pm
Nope, it sure as hell does not, thus you have a backup line in my case. 5L
Hawamleh - March 24, 2011, 7:42 pm
5butjam, tears of joy are streaming down my cheeks, your first poster in like ever, and you've hit a home run, five lions mate.
5butjam - March 24, 2011, 5:37 pm
(Proud face)
Bovee - March 23, 2011, 8:02 pm
5L's love it.
djinnyf - March 23, 2011, 9:24 am
Pzykosiz, I love your TwoFaced Lego! And I sure give this one 5, just for the image, it's worth it! xx
pzykosiz - March 22, 2011, 7:05 pm
great work. 5L's


CONSCIOUSNESS - That annoying time between this nap and the next one.




CURIOSITY - There are no stupid questions. However, there are tons of inquisitive morons.


TAGS: funny demotivational
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by aintright

pzykosiz - October 3, 2010, 7:09 pm
sweet 5L's
John R - October 3, 2010, 6:50 pm
It's funny, BECAUSE it's true.
tellitlikeitis - October 3, 2010, 7:21 am
Good one!


CAT DRUMS - It's not that we expected the unexpected. We just never expected this.




MEANWHILE - At the Wal-Mart.....


TAGS: wal mart funny demotivational
Rating: 3.4/5

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lgvernon - June 7, 2012, 11:54 am

This one is the GOOD kitty. Her other 83 felines were bad,, so they had to stay home~~~this time. 5LLLLLs
CloudchaserS - June 7, 2012, 9:45 am
I used to have a black cat that big. He was scared of everything. Taking him to the vet literally scared the shit out of him


THE KITCHEN - It's on fire!!


TAGS: demotivational funny woman posters
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by LVilleCards114

Bull - June 6, 2012, 9:07 am
LMAO!! Run B*tch!!! 5L


GUILT - You know you have none. Go ahead and laugh.




BELONGING -


TAGS: sad so close yet so far away demotivational back to the basics
Rating: 4.53/5

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Hawamleh - September 19, 2010, 9:06 pm
Those Come From Experiences I Have During My Day, So they Come When they Want Not When I Want, But I Will Act upon It From Now On.
Reality Lord - September 19, 2010, 9:01 pm

this is awesome dude! where the hell you been?!?! hey can you still make those humanitarian posters that left me stunned. i always liked the different perspectuive you had on it.


SILLY: IT'S NOT JUST FOR STRING ANYMORE -


TAGS: silly string demotivational
Rating: 4.44/5

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ughomer - August 11, 2012, 2:54 pm
Good submission. 5 L from me.


SUPERMAN FAIL - Where were you on that one, huh?


TAGS: demotivation demotivate demotivational superman 9 11
Rating: 2.98/5

More motifakes by Nero

Mark - August 19, 2009, 9:16 am
Not only not funny but in extremely poor taste. 1 failed lion cub for you Nero.
Guest091 - August 19, 2009, 9:13 am
A lot posters on this website are funny. This one sure as hell isn't.
Toussaint - June 29, 2009, 1:08 am
Not funny or whatever it was supposed to be, at all.
WTFO - June 29, 2009, 12:34 am
3000 people died on that day. I don't think it's funny when some geek makes a tie in to the mass death of innocents and a cartoon. Freedom of speech I guess, I just don't find humor in it.
St.Lol - June 29, 2009, 12:19 am
Dude i dont get you people. This is full of lol.
Bob Chin - November 26, 2008, 1:56 pm
notlol.... Ah the irony, hence I lold. Motifake...Demotivational can be sad. That's why I love this rollercoaster of a website.
notlol - November 26, 2008, 2:28 am
I think 90% of these posters fail at making anybody laugh
Claire - November 25, 2008, 2:08 pm
Well seeing as Superman fails anyway, AND he's a fictional character, this poster isn't even funny in an "I'm going to Hell" way; it's not even relevant to anything.
DetectiveArcher - September 16, 2008, 9:54 pm
A failure? Possibly. Has no respect for his country? Maybe. Pretty friggin hilarious? Definitely.
RubberDucky - August 7, 2008, 12:53 am
Wow who ever made this is a failure and if you live in the US you have no respect for your country.
Zed - August 4, 2008, 9:06 pm
Well, according to the movie, he was off in space, thanks to Lex Luthor and some well-bribed Astronomers.
Shtoink - August 1, 2008, 2:57 am
prolly off saving his peice of ass in metropolis


LONELINESS - If none of your boyfriends have turned out to be Mr. Right, then the problem is probably you.


TAGS: funny demotivational
Rating: 4.27/5

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Cubbybear - July 19, 2010, 9:58 pm
A TRUE demotivational poster..5/5


THE REAL HOUSEWIFES OF THE WAFFEN SS - Reality Television: How Much Is Enough?


TAGS: reality television demotivational
Rating: 4.06/5

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Reality Lord - March 8, 2012, 5:32 pm

vhy did i hear you say zat vit a greman accent? yaaaaa?
GAMEKILLER - March 8, 2012, 12:39 am
So we are clear most of those women wouldnt be allowed in the waffen ss they do not fit the standards.
vespers - March 6, 2012, 9:54 am
Nothing defines the lows that a culture can sink to like reality television.


IMPROVING TROOP MORALE IN AFGHANISTAN - This donation would motivate troops. The truck was last seen at the Khyber Pass. The Taliban did NOT approve.




MEANWHILE - In America...




PESSIMISM - Depression and disappointment grow from negative thoughts. But that doesn't matter, you were doomed to be a failure from the start.




MEANWHILE - In Japan...


TAGS: japan demotivational funny pictures
Rating: 3.86/5

More motifakes by LVilleCards114

fascistfrenchman - June 26, 2012, 6:17 am
After the setup of the two previous "Meanwhile in" I viewed, suddenly finding this one was worth the wait: 5L's


WEALTH - Money can't buy happiness. How's poverty working for you?




REALITY - The terrible burden that pulls you out of paradise and back to your cubicle. Get back to work.


TAGS: demotivation demotivate demotivational office reality depressing
Rating: 1.94/5

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Vinnie - August 3, 2008, 4:30 am
That's true demotivational. o_o


ISOLATION -


TAGS: demotivational motivational not sure
Rating: 4.71/5

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flint - September 6, 2010, 5:49 pm
short & very sweet... 5L
deadluvva - September 6, 2010, 8:09 am
Superb indeed.
rerun - September 5, 2010, 6:42 pm

superb.


SUBLIMINAL MESSAGING - Yes, our job sucks. But here's what I say: If it gets old, spice it up a bit. Sure, the men that we sniff aren't the suavest, but we keep that secret between us girls. Now don't axe us about it again.


TAGS: workplace demotivational assignment
Rating: 3.27/5

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Produceman117 - November 19, 2009, 8:09 am
Yes, Wnehls. Look closely: The deodorant brands Old Spice, Sure, Suave, Secret, and Axe are all in the text...hence the title.
wnehls - November 19, 2009, 7:33 am
axe?
Produceman117 - November 19, 2009, 6:26 am
That's not what I meant, but thanks?
whatukno - November 19, 2009, 6:23 am
It's alright I give it a 3
Produceman117 - November 19, 2009, 5:51 am
Anybody? Nothing? *big sigh* Jesus...


WORKING IT - One cheeseburger at a time




ANSWER: - Nobody!!




Change -


TAGS: demotivational duck
Rating: 2.47/5

More motifakes by jon2xc

Dances in Underwear - September 24, 2008, 6:18 am
The duck doesn't seem to really mind.


CREATION - Building Bigger Than Nature Intended Just Means She'll Hit Back Harder


TAGS: 5butjam demotivation london pollution
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by 5butjam

GaryO - February 14, 2013, 10:14 pm
BRAVO
5butjam - February 14, 2013, 9:45 pm
I love the picture I used, took it from http://xmegalopolisx.deviantart.com/ I'd recommend him for some beautiful architectural photography


THIS GUY - Has more money than you'll see in a lifetime and little girls hearts. Is that demotivational enough?


TAGS: bieber money girls demotivational
Rating: 4.88/5

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MissPriss - January 30, 2013, 6:14 pm
She stuck with him so that her career went somewhere then dumped him for the better life...young love tis so fickle...bahaha!
Oiler - January 30, 2013, 11:17 am
Anyone nuts enough to adore this creature would not have a clue what to do with it when they were alone. Another here today gone tomorrow singer. She chose the states and it is only fair to let her go.
MissPriss - June 2, 2012, 12:53 pm
Yeah...eh?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 2, 2012, 11:24 am
That's the only good thing aboot him.
Bull - June 2, 2012, 11:09 am
nah, for one reason. He's Canadian. ;)


DENIAL - Uncover your eyes and realize that the world really is against you.




HAPPY ENDINGS - Will always hurt Because the protagonist dies At the end of our story




Never give up -


TAGS: funny demotivational military
Rating: 4.33/5

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Bolverk3778 - June 17, 2013, 7:47 pm
All that protective equipment, because Jr need a nappy changed!


SELF-DELUSION -


TAGS: demotivational what happened to all my rum
Rating: 4.26/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Fatt Matt - March 4, 2010, 3:29 pm
+5 and fav
agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 1:36 pm
5L
lesterinside - March 3, 2010, 9:46 pm
Just hanging around. 5L
Produceman117 - March 3, 2010, 8:13 pm
5. Easy.
CANADA - March 3, 2010, 6:55 pm
Great poster Space!
GreyScorpion - March 3, 2010, 6:36 pm
somebody kick out my chair, 5L
Bob D. Sailor - March 3, 2010, 6:25 pm
That's really demotivating. 5L from me.
Faceplant31 - March 3, 2010, 5:49 pm
Amsome! Nice work space!


HOPELESS - When you've reached the end of your rope, tie a noose and give up.


TAGS: demotivational daddy was right loser
Rating: 4.12/5

More motifakes by aintright

Faceplant31 - September 19, 2010, 1:34 am
5L AR!
Claire - September 19, 2010, 1:33 am
Very demotivational. 5L


KNOWLEDGE - Those of you who think You know everything, Annoy those who do.


TAGS: knowledge demotivation
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by 5butjam

5butjam - June 7, 2010, 6:36 pm
I feel entitled to make this poster on account of me figuring out time travel after my maths exam. It's nowhere near as amazing as you'd think...
pieman - June 7, 2010, 5:21 pm
Ummm. I think that tastes like a little humble pie. Nom nom nom. 5L.


NUKES - watch out korea americas gonna get you


TAGS: nukes korea poster demotivational bomb
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by pacman12345

maoworks2 - March 31, 2013, 11:42 am
It's Going To Happen That's it !.


UH... - Wut?




LIFE ALERT - I've fallen and I can't get up!


TAGS: demotivation demotivate demotivational silent hill life alert
Rating: 2.43/5

More motifakes by Nero

Sniperzoo - March 30, 2009, 9:33 pm
right when i clicked on this the life alert commercial came on! lmao
Me - February 8, 2009, 1:47 pm
Almost spit my water out too funny.
Nobody - October 25, 2008, 12:27 am
Bitchin' picture. And I LOL'ed heavily at the caption. Well done!


PROBLEMS - Son, as a man, you will always have problems, But there will always be solutions. Women and alcohol


TAGS: father son demotivation
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by 5butjam

spacedog - April 15, 2010, 7:15 pm
Very nice 5butjam, 5Ls.
forseti - April 15, 2010, 6:40 pm
women and booze... reason and solution of all our probs... 5L
Faceplant31 - April 15, 2010, 6:11 pm
I have a boy of my own as well as a girl. Lets put it this way he is a BAMF already and if any boys can get his approval when it comes to dating his sister i will most likely let them. He is already super over protective and ready to smash the mean boys.
5butjam - April 15, 2010, 5:11 pm
Hope, hah'. It's fine, no girls allowed on the internet, cootie free zone, hence my love of Canada's offer. And I grow them out of increasing agoraphobia, hence why I reply so fast...
R.S.Jake - April 15, 2010, 5:00 pm
Oh, well then! OK! She still won't be on here for at least 15 years...I hope.
CANADA - April 15, 2010, 4:56 pm
offence? I thought that was a complement
R.S.Jake - April 15, 2010, 4:55 pm
No offence...
R.S.Jake - April 15, 2010, 4:54 pm
If I had or ever have a boy, the rules will be different. I'll let him be a drunken man-whore, but not my little girl. Double standard my ass! If she wants to be a drunken slut, I'll just let her hang out here for an hour or so. She'll see my point.
CANADA - April 15, 2010, 4:54 pm
so you have been on a dry spell long enough to grow 1 inch long nails? no wonder you would jump at any chance
5butjam - April 15, 2010, 4:52 pm
Is that an offer? Because I can get us that much latex you wouldn't believe it! Y'know...if you're into that stuff(wink)
CANADA - April 15, 2010, 4:50 pm
cut your nails or no fun for you
5butjam - April 15, 2010, 4:43 pm
heh', my schools policy, entry year+first three letters of your last name, first three letters of your first. I'm surprised you didn't mention Mac the Apple, a face cut out by my inch long nails. Isn't he beautiful?
CANADA - April 15, 2010, 4:41 pm
says the guy with the name 5butjam lol
5butjam - April 15, 2010, 4:38 pm
(turns eyes away from Canada's avatar) You're an example to us all(mutters sarcastic comments under his breath)
CANADA - April 15, 2010, 4:33 pm
Why so guarded? my old man let me do anything, and i think i turned out alright
5butjam - April 15, 2010, 4:29 pm
Damn...you no longer sound like the fun parents...I'll have to reconsider, but you should know you've just missed out on a semi-professional latex technician
Faceplant31 - April 15, 2010, 4:25 pm
Right there with you Jake. My little one is very gaurded and will be til some crazy motha effer impresses me enough to loosen my grip.
R.S.Jake - April 15, 2010, 4:21 pm
No, just the pics. She is not allowed to drink until I die. Or she turns 35, whichever comes first.
5butjam - April 15, 2010, 4:18 pm
Alcohol inside of her? What will it take to be adopted?
R.S.Jake - April 15, 2010, 4:08 pm
very moving and instructional anyway. Love the pic. We had some like that done when my daughter was born. Very nice.
5butjam - April 15, 2010, 4:02 pm
It involves a careful blend. Namely the alcohol [emphasis]inside[/emphasis] the woman.
Fatt Matt - April 15, 2010, 3:57 pm
I always thought women were the problem and alcohol was the solution...
R.S.Jake - April 15, 2010, 3:44 pm
Well, same with alcohol, I personally don't have a problem with it, but apparently some people do. I'm not an alcoholic, they go to meetings.
Faceplant31 - April 15, 2010, 3:42 pm
Nice. Funny how women can be the biggest problem and sometimes the best solution!


PREVENTATIVE MEASURES - This might not have happened if you cooked or cleaned or, occasionally, put the seat down for yourself. God, no wonder none of your relationships worked out. You're seriously unlovable.


TAGS: demotivation achieved break up day you knew what this was jk
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Fatt Matt - April 12, 2010, 5:32 pm
HAHAHAHA! +5
rerun - April 10, 2010, 4:14 pm

Celine
pieman - April 10, 2010, 3:50 am
Seriously. Is there a name for a female Timmy? 5L


JUST REMEMBER -


TAGS: you want demotivation
Rating: 4.22/5

More motifakes by Airman

Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 14, 2010, 8:39 pm
I dunno...the guys are all looking at each other.
agdaniele - September 14, 2010, 8:05 pm
Only, when they put their pants on, they smell like sex with several hot chicks.


THIS IS JUST A TEST... - If this had been an actual Motifake it would have been much funnier PLEASE STAND BY.




HARSH TRUTH -


TAGS: truly demotivational
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by culos

Vash - November 20, 2009, 11:34 am
Threesomes You're doing it wrong.
LogicDude - November 20, 2009, 10:41 am
I was just acknowledging your "advanced" status! And your ability to pick up older chicks back then...now the situation is reversed, your older and the chicks are younger! Same age as in this pic I do believe!
spacedog - November 20, 2009, 10:15 am
LOL! At least he knew what he wanted and went for it.
culos - November 20, 2009, 9:54 am
So what! At least I had one! How about you????
LogicDude - November 20, 2009, 9:52 am
That's no midget...Culos had his first 3-way at a very tender age is all!
Vash - November 20, 2009, 9:50 am
oh sh*t what are they doing to that midget?!


YOUR SEA OF LIFE -


TAGS: sea life demotivational
Rating: 3.47/5

More motifakes by ronsart

5150monkeylove - May 9, 2011, 10:00 pm
@Ree....Since you have not made any posters, your opinion is invalid, as well as you.
ree - May 8, 2011, 8:13 pm
no, Primus sucks
ree - May 8, 2011, 8:13 pm
no, Primus sucks
mooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 1:14 am
No it isn't..... But Primus rocks (or used to)
WTFO - April 25, 2009, 11:59 pm
Isn't this from CD cover art of Primus' Sailing the Seas of Cheese?
Cubbybear - April 25, 2009, 11:38 pm
Oh ! But it was a fine journey...LOL!


DEMOTIVATIONAL POSTERS -


TAGS: demotivational posters banned motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.4/5

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Derek - October 31, 2009, 6:36 am
In fact, it helps
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 31, 2009, 4:40 am
arriba!
agdaniele - October 31, 2009, 2:37 am
LOL... dammit! Mooooo... this is all your fault, ese!
ICEMAN - October 31, 2009, 2:36 am
Mucho appreciado! Thats Spanish lingo. Heh, heh. ;)
agdaniele - October 31, 2009, 2:28 am
Glad to have you here, dude.
ICEMAN - October 31, 2009, 2:26 am
Cool.
agdaniele - October 31, 2009, 2:23 am
Bumpy start, ICEMAN.... most of us have it the same way. It is what it is. You're fine... no problem at all.
ICEMAN - October 31, 2009, 2:21 am
Well, I'm sure some of you may have regarded me as such. I like to think I'm cured now. ;)
agdaniele - October 31, 2009, 2:15 am
ICEMAN? You're calling yourself a timmy?
Buford - October 31, 2009, 2:11 am
Timmy approves.


BREAKING UP - If the phone doesn't ring, it's me.




HIGHER -




GOLF AFTER TIGER'S ESCAPADES - IRON OR WOOD? -




INDIVIDUALISM - The road less traveled is forsaken for a reason. Don't be an ass, just stick to the trail.


TAGS: individualism demotivational poem
Rating: 2.63/5

More motifakes by Nero

Captain Douchebag - August 10, 2008, 8:20 pm
Good one.


John Mccain -




PAPER BAGS -


TAGS: paper bags ugly butterface fit demotivational motivational poster
Rating: 2.15/5

More motifakes by amcoops

whatukno - November 17, 2009, 2:28 pm
Butterface!


NOT FUNNY ANYMORE -


TAGS: demotivational posters
Rating: 1.85/5

More motifakes by euinseann

Sidereal - February 18, 2010, 7:31 am
Got it in one. not even funny since 2007>?
ICEMAN - February 18, 2010, 1:55 am
Booooooring
aerofiend - February 17, 2010, 8:22 pm
Strangly demotivating
agdaniele - February 17, 2010, 8:12 pm
Big waste of a good picture for a demotivational poster.
rerun - February 17, 2010, 8:06 pm

well, at least you are correct on your own submission
agdaniele - February 17, 2010, 8:03 pm
There are several things wrong with that comment. I'd suggest you start by searching username "Sean"


FACEBOOK -




I CANT UNSEE IT! -


TAGS: demotivation
Rating: 1.25/5


demotivation -


TAGS: demotivational tshirts winners
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

chickenlittle - February 6, 2014, 11:46 pm
Thanks Gary and MissP! :)
GaryO - February 6, 2014, 10:32 am
love this'n. Been missin' yer stuff, little chikin
MissPriss - February 6, 2014, 1:57 am
So 5L true...now move outta my way sonny!


Truth -




IMPORTANCE - Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it. Especially, if we can watch it on YouTube.




IT'S OK. I WON'T HURT YOU. - JUST COME A LITTLE CLOSER...


TAGS: demotivational posters evil animals cats
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by hatethehaters

GaryO - February 18, 2013, 7:20 pm
Good up tick, hth. 5L


DEMOTIVATION - When we will have lost our reality, we'll find new footholds in despair


TAGS: demotivation despair classic
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Tiger

Reality Lord - March 11, 2011, 5:21 pm

first poster....very solid. 5L


EVENING NEWS -


TAGS: demotivation has many faces
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by vader

cedre - December 21, 2010, 11:53 am
Nice Zappa reference.
agdaniele - August 24, 2010, 9:31 pm
Thanks to Vader voting multiple times, he's on top.
spacedog - March 11, 2010, 5:39 pm
Nice one Vader, 5Ls.
Faceplant31 - March 11, 2010, 5:18 pm
Good posters get good votes. Well done vader!
vader - March 11, 2010, 5:05 pm
thanks to the five 5L voters for bringing me in the top5


shave the lion's mane -




CUBBY AND CULOS DAY!!! - The Mods have moved to ensure only SFW content is approved. As if Monday wasn't demotivational enough.


TAGS: cubby culos demotivational gutter sfw
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by taxiinthesky

taxiinthesky - April 4, 2011, 9:10 pm
Thanks, Cranky!!!!
crankyhead - April 4, 2011, 5:17 pm
thi5 i5 great.


MERE FACTS -


TAGS: demotivation hammy
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - March 2, 2011, 10:47 am
Oh you're welcome :D
Hawamleh - March 2, 2011, 10:47 am
Oh
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 2, 2011, 9:52 am
He said "nice one"
Hawamleh - March 2, 2011, 9:07 am
what?
Reality Lord - March 1, 2011, 5:48 pm

n1 hammy


HARSH TRUTHS - TIMMIES WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING.... -


TAGS: demotivational
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by culos

agdaniele - June 24, 2010, 8:10 pm
Love it!


Why Not? -




SEAN'S ART -


TAGS: motifake quality motivational demotivational demotivator poster genius work office despair
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Faceplant31 - June 4, 2010, 10:23 am
Very nice tribute aggy.
GreyScorpion - June 4, 2010, 9:07 am
I like his choice of colors :) 5L


MOTIFAKE'S APPROVAL BOARD - How much you wanna bet they don't pick this because it's "not funny enough"?


TAGS: motifake approved approval rejected demotivational
Rating: 4.16/5

More motifakes by jesterer

Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 2:40 pm
That's the one! couldn't find it on my own (I'm lazy)
GreyScorpion - July 18, 2010, 2:39 pm
mooo+ you talking about this poster?
agdaniele - June 29, 2010, 11:34 pm
Talk to the timmys about that.
Reality Lord - June 29, 2010, 11:31 pm

frickin hilarious poster. i would have scored it higher than a five if i could have. maybe the drama in here could be done in pm's...tends to take away from the poster.
TheTrashHeap - June 27, 2010, 9:06 am
The comment section is for opinions.
agdaniele - June 27, 2010, 4:29 am
See you in late July, moron.
agdaniele - June 27, 2010, 4:27 am
0 for 2 - bye.
jesterer - June 27, 2010, 4:26 am
Just the people who can't keep their mouths shut, like you.
agdaniele - June 27, 2010, 4:04 am
So, you still have a beef? Please relax and enjoy the site... the path you're taking is not leading downtown.
jesterer - June 27, 2010, 4:02 am
Then they should have kept their opinions to themselves. I wouldn't have to respond to them if they would just do the simplistic act of shutting the Hell up!
rerun - June 26, 2010, 8:37 pm

TTH - I wish people would take that to heart. Today 19 posters in the queue, 14 rejects. Of the 5 approved, 1 has a 5L average (4 votes), the rest are 1L/2L so far.
TheTrashHeap - June 26, 2010, 1:39 pm
There is a simple solution to poster rejection....Make better Posters!
mauril0p - June 26, 2010, 1:36 pm
LMAO... I feel you.
agdaniele - June 25, 2010, 9:15 pm
But, I'll meet you half-way on your request... I'll leave you out of it for 3 days. "It" being motifake. IF you're here to fight or throw obscenities around, you came to the wrong place. You have my attention now... I hope I have yours.
agdaniele - June 25, 2010, 9:12 pm
This is a fun site... we kid, we compliment, we tease, we praise, and we even toss criticism from time to time. And we all learn to deal with it, just like in everyday life.
agdaniele - June 25, 2010, 9:10 pm
Most of us jab and get jabbed at. You took it to a level that isn't appropriate. Leaving out the only person who said "I'm fucking your mom" is not an option.
jesterer - June 25, 2010, 9:05 pm
Blame sickartist, TheTrashHeap, and Claire. I didn't start it. Persecute them. Not me. Leave me out of it.
agdaniele - June 25, 2010, 8:57 pm
Hi jesterer. How's things?
TheTrashHeap - June 25, 2010, 8:54 pm
Line crossed. Banter over.
jesterer - June 25, 2010, 8:37 pm
Isn't it enough that I'm f*cking your mom?
rerun - June 25, 2010, 7:33 pm

I think it is great
TheTrashHeap - June 25, 2010, 5:28 pm
Maybe you should give him "the talk".
Claire - June 25, 2010, 5:05 pm
Oh, be nice, Trash. He's just adjusting to his new body.
TheTrashHeap - June 25, 2010, 4:37 pm
So what is life like for pre-teens these days Jesterererer? Are you saying no to drugs? Got any big boy hair yet?
jesterer - June 25, 2010, 4:26 pm
That's what your mom said!
TheTrashHeap - June 25, 2010, 10:25 am
There is no spout park reference. Just a pic from a south park episode. And it is boring.
Cloudchaser - June 25, 2010, 9:33 am
I watch South Park and so I get the reference :-)
sickartist - June 25, 2010, 8:12 am
I'm not a mod and I don't think it's funny, just boring
motifake - June 25, 2010, 6:42 am

Fricken hilarious!!!! LOL, 5L


SABOTEUR -


TAGS: demotivational office fail
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

agdaniele - November 28, 2009, 10:25 am
Thx, Grey.
GreyScorpion - November 27, 2009, 9:40 pm
5L's "and we have a hole in the ship and we're going to sink." Sherron Watkins, Enron Corp
agdaniele - November 27, 2009, 9:29 pm
Thanks again Ron... your approval is always greatly appreciated.
ronsart - November 27, 2009, 9:27 pm
WOW!!!! always 5L to a Master! Guess this wins the best of the week...lol


- Are you demotivated yet?


TAGS: demotivational
Rating: 3.85/5

More motifakes by corneredbadger

Rick69 - January 20, 2012, 5:25 pm
Why be demotivated?... I'm sure his mother has just burnt some cookies in the oven; thus, she is more preoccupied about letting the smoke out ... right?
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 1:26 am
Agreed*
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 1:26 am
Agred.... it's all about the caption.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2010, 1:22 am
This one is good...But most things stolen from explosm are just "look what I found" BS.
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 1:20 am
Niiiiice


JUST WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH -




BEAUTIFUL -




THAT AWKWARD MOMENT - When everyone is trying to pin that shit on everyone else




DEMOTIVATIONAL -




MOTIFAKE GRIEFER -


TAGS: griefer motifake demotivation hacker computer
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by steve1961

steve1961 - June 3, 2012, 6:03 pm
LOL I've done my share of crap posters. This was about people who only give ones despite the quality of the poster.
robbidos - June 3, 2012, 5:57 pm
Yea! cuz it cant be that they were crap posters
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 1, 2012, 2:11 am
Whoa, whoa, whoa, WHOA! What the h*ll? That explains a lot.


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